I’m not a brand.
I’m Megan Luscombe.

And I’m the service.

What the service is

Private, confidential advisory work (in person, via Zoom or via phone) for individuals and couples navigating the parts of their lives they can't bring anywhere else.

Everything is covered by a mutual NDA as standard.

I work with a small number of people at any one time.

There's no booking link, no packages, no polished branding - here or on my socials. Because I'm not selling a product. I'm offering access to a person.

After 14+ years of sitting with people in the most complicated, private, unspeakable parts of their lives - I built the specific service that was missing.

For individuals

You've tried the conventional routes. Something still isn't shifting.

Or what you're carrying is too private, too complicated, or too far outside the norm for anywhere traditional.

That's exactly where I work.

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I take confidentiality seriously - not as a policy, but as a practice. From your very first message through to the end of our work together, nothing leaves.

For couples

Behind closed doors it's a completely different story - and you both know it.

I work with couples navigating everything from betrayal to unconventional relationship structures. Without judgment. Without agenda. And without a single word of it ever leaving the room.

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I take confidentiality seriously - not as a policy, but as a practice. From your very first message through to the end of our work together, nothing leaves.

Investment

Conversations take place via Zoom, phone or WhatsApp - whatever works best for you.

In person is also available for Melbourne and Mornington Peninsula based clients.

Available nationally and internationally, with travel at the client's cost.

For those requiring complete discretion prior to commencing, a mutual NDA can be made available prior to our first conversation upon request.

I work with a deliberately small number of clients at any one time. This isn't a model built for scale — it's built for depth.

Retainers begin at a minimum commitment of three months.

Individuals from $2,000 + GST per month.
Couples from $4,400 + GST per month.

Beyond that, the retainer is priced according to your specific needs, the level of access required, and the complexity of what you're carrying.

You're not buying sessions. You're buying access to someone who has seen everything, judges nothing, and takes it all to the grave.

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I take confidentiality seriously - not as a policy, but as a practice. From your very first message through to the end of our work together, nothing leaves.

About me

14+ years working with individuals and couples in every kind of situation you can imagine (and several you probably can't).

I know these spaces. I love these spaces. I don't flinch in them. And nothing that gets said in them ever leaves.

There's no formula here. No program to follow, no framework to work through, no predetermined idea of what your life or relationship should look like on the other side.
What there is - is a completely private space where the real conversation can finally happen. I work with what you actually bring, not a sanitised version of it. I say what I see, clearly and directly. And I do it without judgment, without agenda, and without ever repeating a word of it.
Confidentiality above everything. What you bring to me stays with me - always, without exception, covered by a mutual NDA as standard.
No judgment. Ever. Not of your choices, your relationship structure, your desires, your business or your situation. I don't have a predetermined idea of what a good life or a good relationship looks like and I'm not here to impose one.
Honesty over comfort. I'm not here to make you feel better about something that needs to change. I'm here to tell you the truth - kindly, directly, and without softening it into something easier to receive.
Your terms. The help you get here is built around what you actually need, not what's convenient or conventional.
I've worked with individuals, couples, and businesses across every kind of situation imaginable. Affairs and betrayals. Relationships that exist completely outside the mainstream. Decisions that couldn't be brought anywhere else. Businesses showcasing an IG highlight reel whilst imploding behind the scenes. Secrets carried for years. Shame that had never once been said out loud.
The range and depth of what I've held over 14 years is what allows me to meet people exactly where they are - without flinching, without referencing a textbook, and without needing the situation to be simpler than it actually is.
This isn't a career I fell into. It's the work I was built for.
You're reading this because you want to know who you're about to work with before you commit. That makes complete sense. I'd do the same thing.
So here's me, unfiltered.
I'm Megan. I have AuDHD, OCD, and PMDD - which means my brain works fast, notices everything, and has absolutely no interest in small talk or wasting your time. I have no filter, not because I'm unkind, but because I genuinely believe that kindness without honesty is just comfort. And comfort doesn't change lives.
I'm a Taurus Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius rising. I come alive at night. I love the darkness. I think the most interesting things about people live in the parts they don't show anyone.
I've studied psychology. I've built businesses and shut them down. I've burned my own life to the ground and rebuilt it - my relationship, my identity, my sense of self. I've been through things most people wouldn't survive. If you become a client, you'll learn what those things are, because I'm an open book with the people I work with. I bring my whole self into the room and I expect the same in return.
I'm queer, married to my wife, and a mother. I drink espresso martinis. I love a cocktail. I'm the kind of person you'd want as a friend - which is probably why working with me feels the way it does.
But what you're actually getting is something more valuable than friendship. You're getting someone who is completely in your corner, who genuinely wants your life to change, and who will tell you the truth even when it's uncomfortable - with kindness, with care, and without wasting a single minute of your time.
Anyway. That's probably enough about me.
The rest is up to you.