I’m Megan Luscombe.
And I’m the service.

People leave conversations with me different.
Not fixed - different.
That’s not the same thing, and it matters.

What this actually is

Private, confidential advisory for those navigating scenarios in their life, relationship or business that they can't - or don't want to - bring anywhere else.

The work is exactly what it sounds like. We map what's actually happening, build a strategy to get you from where you are to where you want to be, and we do it without a single word of it ever leaving the room.

The confidential part isn't a footnote. It's the foundation.

Everything you bring to me is protected by a mutual, lawyer-drafted NDA before we speak a single word. Legally binding. Permanent. Unconditional. Not protected by goodwill or professional discretion - protected by law. Which means it goes nowhere. Not now. Not ever. Not under any circumstances.

For a lot of people, that's the first time they've had that kind of safety.

It's a privilege to provide it.

What that looks like

Private conversations between us each month - over Zoom, by phone, or in person - where we go deep.

We map what's actually happening, trace the patterns underneath it, and work out what to do with what we find.

Nothing is off limits and the work moves fast. So do I.

What working together feels like

Most clients have three to four conversations with me per month.

Between those conversations, if something can't wait, you reach out. I'm not a booking link. I'm a person. And the people I work with know that access to me doesn't shut off the moment a session ends.

There's no agenda to follow, no workbook to complete, no homework to hand in. We work with what you actually bring - in real time, as it's actually happening.

Some months are intense. Some are quieter. I work with clients on a retainer basis (6 months minimum) - which simply means the space is yours, held and waiting, regardless of what any given month brings. You’re not booking in and hoping there’s availability when something blows up. The room is already there.

Most people arrive carrying something they've never once said out loud. By the time we're done, it's not always that the thing is gone - it's that it no longer has the same grip. That's usually when things start to move.

Most clients stay considerably longer than the minimum. Not because they have to. Because having this space becomes something they genuinely don't want to give up.

FOR INDIVIDUALS

You've tried the conventional routes. Maybe therapy. Maybe a very expensive coach with a very tidy framework. Maybe just white-knuckling it alone because nothing else felt safe enough.

Something still isn't shifting.

Or what you're carrying is too private, too complicated, or too far outside the norm for anywhere that requires you to be a slightly more palatable version of yourself.

That's exactly where I work. And something, eventually, shifts.

FOR COUPLES

Behind closed doors it's a completely different story - and you both know it.

I work with couples navigating everything from betrayal to relationship structures that most advisers wouldn't know what to do with. I'm not here to save your relationship or end it. I'm not here with an agenda about what it should look like on the other side.

I'm here to help you figure out what's actually true. Without judgment. Without a single word of it ever leaving the room.

Some couples come to repair something. Some come to finally be honest about what they actually want. Both are welcome here. So is everything in between.

FOR BUSINESS OWNERS & EXECUTIVES

Running something means performing certainty you don't always feel.

The decisions that keep you up at night — the ones about people, partnerships, money, and things that could quietly unravel everything — those can't be discussed inside the business. They're too loaded for your partner. And they're too specific, too sensitive, or frankly too interesting for anyone who hasn't seen everything.

That's exactly where I come in.

No agenda. No minutes taken. No one else in the room.

Just someone who has seen it all, won't repeat a word of it, and will tell you exactly what they think.

When you message me privately

Your message goes directly to my WhatsApp Business - no assistant, no intake form, no waiting room. Just me.

To get the ball rolling, include your name and your best availability over the next few days. From there I'll reach out to arrange a quick ten minute call - just enough time for you to get a feel for whether I'm your person.

Spoiler: you'll know pretty quickly.

If you need an NDA in place before you're comfortable sharing anything, just say so. We'll sort it before we speak.

Everything from your very first message is treated with complete confidence.

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Investment

I am available nationally and internationally, with travel at the client's cost.

I work with a deliberately small number of clients at any one time. This isn't a model built for scale - it's built for depth.

Retainers begin at a minimum commitment of six months. Conversations can take place via Zoom, phone or in person.

Individual retainers start from $2,000 + GST per month.
Couples retainers start from $4,400 + GST per month.
Business retainers are priced upon application.

Beyond that, the retainer is priced according to your specific needs, the level of access required, and the complexity of what you're carrying.

You're not buying sessions. You're buying access to someone who has seen everything, recognises patterns at lightning speed, creates strategies with ease, judges nothing and takes it all to the grave.

That’s the whole thing.

About me

There's no formula here. No program to follow, no framework to work through, no predetermined idea of what your life, business or relationship should look like on the other side.
What there is - is a completely private space where the real conversation can finally happen. I work with what you actually bring, not a sanitised version of it. I say what I see, clearly and directly. Sometimes that's uncomfortable. Usually it's a relief.
And I do it without judgment, without agenda, and without ever repeating a word of it.
Confidentiality above everything. What you bring to me stays with me - always, without exception, covered by a mutual NDA as standard.
No judgment. Ever. Not of your choices, your relationship structure, your desires, your business or your situation. I don't have a predetermined idea of what a good life or a good relationship looks like and I'm not here to impose one.
Honesty over comfort. I'm not here to make you feel better about something that needs to change. I'm here to tell you the truth - kindly, directly, and without softening it into something easier to receive.
Your terms. The help you get here is built around what you actually need, not what's convenient or conventional.
I've worked with individuals, couples, and businesses across every kind of situation imaginable. Affairs and betrayals. Relationships that exist completely outside the mainstream. Decisions that couldn't be brought anywhere else. Businesses showcasing an IG highlight reel whilst imploding behind the scenes. Secrets carried for years. Shame that had never once been said out loud.
The range and depth of what I've held over 14 years is what allows me to meet people exactly where they are - without flinching, without referencing a textbook, and without needing the situation to be simpler than it actually is.
This isn't a career I fell into. It's the work I was built for. And honestly? I still love it.
You're reading this because you want to know who you're about to trust with something you haven't told anyone else. That makes sense. I'd do the same.
So here's me, unfiltered. And I do mean unfiltered.
I can tell what someone is thinking without them opening their mouth. I've been told this is unsettling. I think it's just paying attention.
My brain works fast, notices everything, and has absolutely no interest in small talk. I'm a Taurus - I come alive at night, I love the darkness, and I find the parts of people they don't show anyone infinitely more interesting than the parts they do. Which is convenient, given what I do for a living.
I've burned my own life to the ground and rebuilt it. I don't flinch at other people's messes because I've made a few spectacular ones of my own. I joke with my clients. I swear occasionally (read: a lot). I will absolutely tell you what I actually think - kindly, directly, and without turning it into a therapy session about your childhood unless your childhood is genuinely the problem.
I'm queer, married to my wife, and a mother. I drink espresso martinis and I take my clients' secrets to the grave. In that order of importance, obviously.
The kind of person you'd want as a friend. What you're actually getting is considerably more useful than that.